As the conspiracy theorists said to me lately, and I paraphrase: “LOOK UP you vaccine-taking government-loving muppet!” and “MISINFORMANT SHILL!”

Allow me to interpret:

The evidence for chemtrails, worldwide weather modification, and UFO’s is obviously compelling and in the sky for everyone to see. But people don’t look up a the sky anymore, because we live indoors? If only sheeple would LOOK UP we would see all the evidence we needed. Anyone who asks for a better photograph is a government stooge.

Personally, I prefer to call myself a “science-loving, disease-free, engineer, pilot, and cloud enthusiast.” As a pilot I don’t really have to LOOK UP, when I can just look arooouuund.

But seriously people, a pair of binoculars are all you need for identifying the aircraft type and carrier that are causing the so-called “Chemtrails” (really just contrails). Binoculars are also useful for deciphering aircraft and other phenomena from UFO’s, and the more rational pursuit of backyard astronomy.

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KATE
Look, a woodpecker!
WYLONA
What is that in the sky?

KATE
Hmm... Looks like Southwest.
WYLONA
It must be a UFO, look at how fast it is!

KATE
No, It's-
WYLONA
Now I can't see it, it disappeared! Did you say it went southwest?

KATE
Yeah, Southwest airlines! You know, bags fly for free?
WYLONA
Nonstop to Roswell I bet.

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