Hot Springs are great for your health! Unless, of course, they contain all-natural (and toxic) cyanobacteria.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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CASHIER
Welcome to the magic hot springs, first built in the 1800's. Could I interest you in our therapeutic sugar scrub or healing bath?

ROB
Just to clarify, When you say 'healing' and 'therapeutic', you don't mean In a medical sense?

CASHIER
Of course I do! Our mineral waters detoxify the body and cure a variety of ailments.

CASHIER
The healing power of the springs has been very well studied.

ROB
-Was that
before or after prohibition?

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