I was just informed that the newest Skeptical Inquirer is out, complete with a Carbon Dating strip!

In case you didn’t know, Colorado is practically the wilderness. Today while driving back from a day of skiing we spotted big horn sheep right next to the highway. In the last month, we’ve encountered (read: swerved to avoid hitting) almost every large mammal in the state. We’ve come face to face with coyotes, foxes, and deer. Walking into work every day I have to kick rabbits aside to enter the building. At this rate, we’ll be stalked by mountain lions, trampled by a moose, and mauled by bears before February is out.

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CASHIER
The men's changing room is just that way. Miss, please follow me.

CASHIER
You can undress in here, and wear a robe out to your bath.
KATE
Sorry, did you say undress?

CASHIER
Yes, all of the mountain spring pools are 'European'.
KATE
Is there a protective fence?

CASHIER
Absolutely. No prying eyes around here!
KATE
I was talking about bears.

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