Some people only want to hear what they want to hear.
Psychics are not only con artists, but they’re terrible at giving life advice.
The guy at the bar gave me his number! I'm going to marry that man.
But you don't know anything about him!
My psychic said it would happen!
She said you'd meet your husband today, at a bar?
Well, she said it would be at a party and it's St. Patty's Day! And if I sleep with him, he'll love me.
Would your therapist agree?
Meh, my therapist is full of shit.