Against all odds,  small rebel strike force penetrates imperial defenses and releases squadrons of fighter ships who fight their way to the Deathstar reactor core. And that’s how babies are made.

Speaking of which, my daughter was born yesterday! We are recovering at the hospital now and can’t wait to take her home. Mom and baby are doing great.

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You told her details?
Of course I did, she's my mother.

Tell me Rob, what argument convinced my responsible daughter to have unprotected sex. Something about Star Wars, was it?

- Never tell me the odds.

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