Go out tonight? No – my wife knows how to make Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits at home.

Plus our new house has a well. That means that if the zombie apocalypse happened right now, we’re all set. Biscuits and zombies and pumpkin latte scented candles.

You can come over and play Cards Against Humanity though, we have lots of wine and this new cheese cutter we’ve been waiting to use.


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Everyone we know is getting hitched and making babies. It's awful. I feel like I'm slowly breaking up with all my non-single friends as they become boring.

I'm pregnant.

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