I had never realized just how anti-science Michael Crichton was until recently. I mean, seriously, big mean GMO dinosaurs attacking vegetarian children? That’s a bit much.

As the 1k Facebook fans have already seen, Stephen Colbert‘s takedown of climate change and the ensuing arguments with family on Facebook have ruined Thanksgiving, and we haven’t even bought the turkey yet. Other arguments to ruin Thanksgiving in my family; grandpa getting irate about beer pong, my Aunt insisting she play Cards Against Humanity with the big-kid table, neti pots, and arguments over whether zombies could really happen.

What can I say? We like to argue and drink, not necessarily in that order.

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KATE
This cat is driving me crazy.

She was a rescue. Nobody would miss her.

That's it, I'm going to tie her to a pole outside like the goat from Jurassic Park.

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