Me, that’s mine, I made that baby.
My wife tells me I could write a book about the things not to say to your pregnant wife.
Oh, you're glowing! When is your baby due? I'm sorry, did I say something to upset you?
No, I'm happy that I look pregnant instead of just large.
Well, congratulations to you both.
Thank you! I did most of the work.
Things not to say, dear.