205 Rob’s completely rational phobia
Seriously you guys, watch ANY nature documentary reenactment.
When I lived in Oklahoma, we had a spider problem. They were coming from the bathroom. Nobody believed me when I said they were the terrifying loxosceles reclusa, the brown recluse whose bite causes a NECROTIZING ULCER. It was me versus them.
One day, I casually opened my underwear drawer and pulled out a pair of my favorite skivvies. Noticing they were inside out, I gave them a flick and out fell the largest brown recluse of all. FROM MY BOXERS-BRIEFS.
I was one necrotizing bite away from becoming a eunuch. True story.
Kate?! I'm coming! Are you okay?!
Kill it! It's one of those ebola spiders that hides in fruit baskets!