Seriously you guys, watch ANY nature documentary reenactment.

When I lived in Oklahoma, we had a spider problem. They were coming from the bathroom. Nobody believed me when I said they were the terrifying loxosceles reclusa, the brown recluse whose bite causes a NECROTIZING ULCER. It was me versus them.

One day, I casually opened my underwear drawer and pulled out a pair of my favorite skivvies. Noticing they were inside out, I gave them a flick and out fell the largest brown recluse of all. FROM MY BOXERS-BRIEFS.

I was one necrotizing bite away from becoming a eunuch. True story.

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CRAIG
Kate?! I'm coming! Are you okay?!

EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

CRAIG
Rob?
ROB
Kill it! It's one of those ebola spiders that hides in fruit baskets!


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