252 Magic Water
We went to a local pharmacy to find some cold medicine for our sick baby. This is what we found:
If you look closely, you can see tiny red letters that say “homeopathic”. If selling pretend medicine right next to real medicine for three times the price isn’t immoral, I don’t know what is.
And for those of you who might ask “What kind of person would knowingly sell water to people as a scam?” This guy:
Are you guys making craft beer?
Yep! It's PLACEBREW(tm) homeopathic ale!
It tastes like water!
Yep, we're marketing it as a hangover cure to wellness shops.
You're selling water, but in beer bottles?
YEah, we can charge three times as much for it!