All pretenses of dignity go out the window as a parent. I don’t know if it every fully returns, and I don’t know that I care.

Yes, this is spitup one my Ninja Turtle pajama pants. Yes, I’m changing a poopy diaper. Yes, I’m eating last night’s cold pizza left out on the counter.

Yes, at the same time. Welcome to parenthood.

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Do you mind? I was about to pump.
Oh, go right ahead. I'm totally supportive.

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