265 Compounding Conspiracies
EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that my comic is the exact same joke as this one by XKCD. Maybe we hit on the same idea, or maybe I read his years ago and it bubbled up through my subconscious. It wasn’t intentional, and I wanted to be clear about it.
I haven’t actually tried this strategy, but why not fight fire with fire?
Homeopathy is a sugar-pill conspiracy by Big Pharma.
Climate Denial is a plot by Lizard People.
Actually, that last one was made into a movie starring Charlie Sheen:
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BILL
That's how I know it was an inside job. Jet fuel can't get hot enough to burn through metal beams, it had to be a planned explosion!
ROB
What about the chemtrail juice they must have been carrying?
BILL
Oh my, I need to get back on the google!
That's how I know it was an inside job. Jet fuel can't get hot enough to burn through metal beams, it had to be a planned explosion!
ROB
What about the chemtrail juice they must have been carrying?
BILL
Oh my, I need to get back on the google!
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This may not be very original, but it has to be one of the best responses to conspiracy theorists ever.
I haven’t had the opportunity to try this specifically but I have done equivalent ones on creationists. The meltdowns are quite funny to watch. Creationism is, of course, the biggest conspiracy theory every.
XKCD did it first.
Well……great conspiracy-debunkers think alike? 😉
The moon landings were faked… so people wouldn’t suspect the government had been reverse-engineering the Roswell UFO since 1947! (You’re right, this is fun!)
Of COURSE sugar pills are a big pharma conspiracy! First they convince you to pay for sugar pills while you’re healthy. But what does sugar cause? THE DIABETUS! Who profits from the diabetus? BIG PHARMA!
Ahh, the creation conspiracy too bad that is created too. Though the chimney of towers would have little trouble producing enough heat enough to melt steel burning magnesium works much faster.
To be fair, the towers didn’t really melt. It was more like a collision induced explosion, kind of like a reversed pinto.
hello!
No update since the middle of October. Have you decided to drop the comic? If so a notice would be kind of polite for your readers.
All of this was from Rosie O’Donnell and her stupid Bush derangement syndrome.
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a1539/4213805/
Did I miss an announcement, or am I supposed to be this patient for the next comic?
Has this series died and gone to comic heaven or simple entered a hibernation period, waiting for the spring of available time and ideas to reawaken it?
No more comix..?
“kind of like a reversed pinto.”
I like pinto beans.
What would a reversed pinto taste like?
Would pintos and reverse pintos annihilate on contact?
If so, could the free energy be captured?
Perpetual motion FTW!