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CRAIG
Hey, want to play video games for several hours?
ROB
Sorry Craig, not if you want my rent. I have to find something good to write about.
All I found is this 'magnetic kid' in the news again. Terrible science reporting.
CRAIG
That's news? He's covered in candy and butter, any fat kid could do it.
ROB
They just stuck a toilet seat to him, that's not even consistent with their hoax!
CRAIG
Sure it is. The plastic sticks to shame.
Hey, want to play video games for several hours?
ROB
Sorry Craig, not if you want my rent. I have to find something good to write about.
All I found is this 'magnetic kid' in the news again. Terrible science reporting.
CRAIG
That's news? He's covered in candy and butter, any fat kid could do it.
ROB
They just stuck a toilet seat to him, that's not even consistent with their hoax!
CRAIG
Sure it is. The plastic sticks to shame.
Ah, those magnetic pottery plates! I hate them, always having them picking up fridge magnets by mistake. Maybe they should try to stick this kid to a fridge door. I’ll bet his family are gratefiul for the miracle of double sided sticky tape.