Abbey and I have an emergency zombie survival kit in the hall closet. You remember Bill Murray’s ingenious plan to blend in with the zombies? We keep an entire kit of zombie makeup in our hall closet.
Abbey wants to go zombie for Dragon*Con.
I tried to do a zombie walk once, but unfortunately we clashed with a Zombie Killers Walk half way and I got into an argument abaout who would win in a Zombie Rumbble, Zombies or Zombie Killers. I think I had the intellectual high ground until someone macheted my left leg leg off. In itself, that wouldn’t have been so bad, but they would then insist for the next half hour in hitting me about the head with my own left leg. Finally, they tired of this and macheted off my other leg. I knew at this point I’d totally lost the argument. I didn’t have a leg to stand on.
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